Thursday, September 11, 2008

Movies over, fade to black!

What are you waiting for? Get over it, movies over folks! Now on to the next show, latest installment of the series, titled "Crouching MKTs, Hidden MPs".

After that (for the "Next Change") they'll screened an equally good show, a sequel to "Crouching MKTs, Hidden MPs", as continuance to the series titled "The Day after 16th September '08" (the title of the movie could change though, it could be "The Day after 20th September '08" or whatever depending on the leading man's whim and fancy!).

Why? Still glued to your seat? Not happy with the ending is it? What do you expect? This is a lowly budget sandiwara, not even a C rated movie. Everything's predictable. Oh, you want to see more brutality do you? Wrong movie bro & sis! This is as good as it gets.

Then again, count your blessings! All that tai-chis and silats, you would not find them anywhere else in other C rated movies. What about those special effects? Mesmerizing ain't it?

What about its box-office status? Millions of adoring fans. They just can't get enough of it. It's perplexing how this low budget movie could achieved such a feat. Must be the cult followings that it has over the years. This is a 51 years running cult classics, re-run over and over again, and despite all that, the crowd keep asking for more.

Peter Jackson, you have met your match! Martin Scorsese, who? A good review on recent movie, read Sakmongkol's Uncle Lah's Cabin

Movies over and you want what? "I want my money back!!"

"Denied, next show please!"

6 comments:

Piggy Singh said...

Salam Tuan Lawyer.

The show is over already? I thought it's gonna end like tamil movie where the hero Anwari must win. There's a reason for my saying, Anwari is revered as hindu high priest by Indian HINDRAF minority.

About the sequel, there's gonna be another box office. Just like wrestling, though deception is clearly seen as it is orchestrated like a drama, the fans still believe it is real.

I REALLY WANTED MY MONEY BACK, or else the cinema will be in blaze.

Wassalam.

Lawyer Kampung said...

This particular show is over, Piggy Singh. The hit series still on. Haha, your money back only after the next 2 installments of the movies. Jangan bakar panggung wayang lagi! Salam bro.

Caustic Dude said...

Rupert Murdoch is on the way to Penang. Don't know whether he's going to serve you a notice for copyright infringement or to personally thank you for promoting Fox FOC.

UMgrads said...
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UMgrads said...

The plot thickens but strangely the storyline remained the same. Poor Malaysian!

Lawyer Kampung said...

Bro caustic dude... i think its the latter..;-)

umgrads, gotten your ticket for the next show already bro? ;-)